wat bout pragnant strippers??
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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