i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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