New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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