So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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