In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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