i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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