I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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