no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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