New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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