okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My balls are so social today.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
