sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
