This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She even gives head with a lisp.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
So. Much. Porn.
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