FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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