I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Blood and glitter go together right?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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