i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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