WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
did you just send me my own nude
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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