god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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