I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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