Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
