So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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