we have pet lesbian snakes
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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