: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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