Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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