yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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