Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
