White coat. Heels.
I am spending my child support on dildos
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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