Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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