Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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