She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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