I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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