Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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