i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
