you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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