we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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