Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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