so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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