you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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