YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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