Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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