This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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