I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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