how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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