Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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