so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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