when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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