nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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