So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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