is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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