That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
my liver is dry heaving
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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