i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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