We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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