JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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