who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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