the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
They have beer where we have blood.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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