i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
